"Do I look like I deal in writing like some mincing lawyer? No, no, all I ask is we enter an agreement! That you'll not tamper with the portal on your own, end up maiming yourself in the process and then blame me for it. If something needs to change, you'll come to me rather than do anything foolish with powers you don't understand."

Naugus sweeps out his arm, saying with a 'pleasant' smile, "A simple handshake and little else! A fine exchange if there ever was one, don't you agree?"